Mom (tapping her roll with her knife): What is this? Chicken?
Me: No, it’s bread.
Mom: Does it have chicken in it?
Me. No, it’s just bread.
Mom: Well, it’s good!
Mom (tapping her roll with her knife): What is this? Chicken?
Me: No, it’s bread.
Mom: Does it have chicken in it?
Me. No, it’s just bread.
Mom: Well, it’s good!
Not The Roommate I Expected 